Character No.1

Note: No offence to any vegetarians. Just an idea my vegetarian Math tutor gave me. Credit given to Jeffrey Eugenides for Jimmy Zizmo in Middlesex.

Name: Mr. Ramsley
Codename: The Vegetarian

Blood Type: Uncertain but with immensely high sugar levels

Food Type: Strict vegetarian (no eggs) Consumes Dairy products to large extent.
WARNING: Assumed to be consuming raw pig's blood on the full moon.

Race and Nationality: Unknown but supposedly Italian or Mediterranean

Profile (as seen in public) :
Married to Chinese woman, dog lover and owns a growing pup
Profession: Tutor to a variety of students
Enjoys travelling to Japan and Africa.
Joins hunting trips with friends but is never seen killing an animal.
Observes odd hours, often staying till wee hours of the night, often till 4a.m or even 5 a.m
Friends include people of similar interests and Cooking Mama gaming abilities
Avid PSP, X-Box and Internet gamer.
Collector of books including fiction and non-fiction kept in IKEA storage boxes.

Threat to Mankind: Thought to be a Werewolf or so says the knitting psychic granny who's his neighbour. She admittedly reports that he keeps wee hours especially on full moons but is active at nocturnal hours. Blood stains are often sighted at his doorstep and driveway despite himself being a vegetarian and a pacifist.

Reason of Supposed Death: A freak accident involving a drunken pig wielding a butcher's knife and stabbing him into the River Nile.
Flood waters carried the corpse away too swiftly and it is unknown where the body can be found.
This was the account of an Egyptian fishing along the river banks who misinterpreted his call for help for "the water's swell"

Suspected Location: Yet to be determined. Believed to have faked death. Out of the million or so identity cases the team is sieving through the likely suspects.

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Just for laughs. I think I enjoy making up weird people. Just need to take time off the other stuff to have fun.
CIP hours later at the library. groan.
GOING OUT WITH MELANIE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!